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March 27th, 2006
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From:wolfpilot06
Date:January 29th, 2006 01:20 pm (UTC)
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Blffft!

Zack/Cloud (FFVII) - Cloud needs to get a suit of some kind (formal, chocobo, whatever), and Zack goes with him to get fitted. XD

**Wolf**
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From:chibirisuchan
Date:February 11th, 2006 08:39 am (UTC)
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It was tricky to kick Zack in the shins when you had shorter legs to begin with and were trotting alongside his longer stride as he was walking along keeping pace with the General. However, Cloud had almost mastered the rhythm to it. It involved an extra half-skip right before the kick, right when Zack was swinging the closer leg forward; he'd gotten at least half a dozen good solid kicks in already, and was stepping up the velocity in hopes of getting, if not a yelp, at least a pause in the incessant flow of humiliation.

"See, Strife here's so little and cute that all the bigger guys like to pick on him. Throwing his trainers in the pool, whipping cream everywhere, I don't even want to know what his platoon has spent on maraschino cherries already--"

--kick--

"--so I have him sleeping in my room most of the time, so he needs some clothes I can put in my closet, because I'm a lot too tall for him, and did I mention the little and cute part? He's just so irresistable I can't keep my hands to myself--"

--KICK--

"--and you know me, I never do things by halves. Clothes torn off, hickeys all over, places you wouldn't have thought you could give somebody hickeys in fact, but I'm creative that way--"

--KICK-KICK-hophop-KICK!--

"--and then there's the afterwards. Have you got any idea how hard it is to get Mako-laced sperm out of--"

"Lieutenant," Sephiroth said, sounding nearly as pained as Cloud felt. "I assume that if I simply sign the RFE, I will never have to hear you finish that sentence, correct? Give me the RFE. NOW."

One hasty scrawl later, Sephiroth had turned away with a grim swirl of black leather and silver hair, and Cloud was fairly sure that the length and speed of his stride wasn't normal even for someone that tall.

It wasn't much consolation to know that only a desperate clutch at pride was keeping the legendary General from running away from Zack, considering that Cloud's own pride had just been stomped flat and danced on for a while.

Grinning from ear to ear, Zack said, "See, I told you he'd get you some more uniforms if I asked nicely!"

Cloud choked over how precisely to demand to know what had been NICE about ANY of that little fiasco, and settled for tackling him headlong.

"Hmm. Looks like you want to break in another uniform, huh, Spike? Okay, you convinced me -- come on, let's go!" He picked Cloud up by the collar and tossed him over a shoulder, whistling merrily to himself as he headed back toward the Soldiers' dorms.
From:ciceqi
Date:February 11th, 2006 04:35 pm (UTC)
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*head down on desk, howling madly* OH. My. GOD. Zack...Zack is so...so... *reduced to howling and flailing again* And Cloud trying to kick him was beyond hysterical! And Sephiroth not even seeming to notice it, or desperately trying not to notice anything having to do with Zack even peripherally, and Zack being so proud of himself, and...waaaahahahahaahaaaaa! LOVE!
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From:jameva
Date:February 11th, 2006 06:08 pm (UTC)
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*snort* He picked Cloud up by the collar and tossed him over a shoulder, whistling merrily to himself as he headed back toward the Soldiers' dorms.

That's an image that's going to haunt me until I die. It's just...too easy to imagine! *keels over* But so cute!!
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From:wolfpilot06
Date:February 12th, 2006 02:41 pm (UTC)
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*snerks*

*dies laughing*

*dies of SHEER LOVE*

XD Zack...Zack is priceless. Poor, poor Cloud, and poor Sephiroth. Ah ha ha ha hahahaha, I can't help but feel sorry for them. XD And they say that Sephiroth is the mightiest man in the Shinra army? I think they must've overlooked Zack, or maybe he slept through the evaluation or something. XD That is power to be respected, d00d.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ^____^

**Wolf**
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From:chibirisuchan
Date:March 27th, 2006 04:44 pm (UTC)
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Yep, never underestimate the power of sheer embarrassment! TMI for the Win! ^__~
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From:icedark_elf
Date:February 12th, 2006 02:55 pm (UTC)
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Owowowow. *is laughing so hard it really does hurt*

Zack.... Oh damn. *laughs some more* Do you have any idea how hard it is to type while laughing this bad? It's taken me over a minute to get this far. *takes another break to reread and laugh*

Well, at least now Zack knows how to get Seph to sign things.

*wanders off to laugh some more*
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From:bard_linn
Date:February 13th, 2006 04:23 pm (UTC)
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......I adore the kicking. You win, again. ^_________________^
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From:cejotting
Date:February 16th, 2011 08:36 am (UTC)
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Hi!

I'm Julia, from Russia )) In case you don't remember me - I translated "Ikenie", which impressed Russian readers very much, by the way.

So I'd like to ask for your permission to translate this very drabble, about kicks )) As usual, all the credits will be yours, and the link to the original will be given.

Do you mind, please?

Waiting for your reply,
jotting.
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